Author Archives: Kai

Day of Productivity

Today I have done 4 loads of washing, cleaned the hob, including removing the knobs to clean behind them, and pulled the cooker out to clean under and behind it (which was horrific, I think the first time it’s been … Continue reading

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Quails, Mistresses of Time (…ing)

So, as I sit in the lounge typing my previous post, lamenting the fact that I had eaten my eggs and so couldn’t show you the comparison between the egg types I was getting, my two girl quails (who’s cage … Continue reading

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Hello, my name is Mealworm Dispenser. 

Hello! I still exist! So an update. I have a new job that allegedly gives me a better work-life balance though tbh I have yet to balance the sleep-life balance. Much sleeping when not working. It’s a work in progress. … Continue reading

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Livestock = Problems

So, One Of The Twins (specifically twin with heart shaped spots rather than speckley twin) today was found minus one right eyeball. Quail are second only to sheep regarding unfortunate accidents. Said twin (who we shall call Heart for future … Continue reading

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Having a quail of a time!

It’s taken a few years but finally one of my life aims has come true! I own livestock! Quails! I have 3 girls and 1 boy. They’ve been here about 2 weeks now, and moved outside on Friday. They are … Continue reading

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Adulting fail

Today I tried to adult and failed.  AnM and I have started snowboarding lessons, so today, on day off, I decided to go and get boots. I went to 3 shops in my town, and they were either closed or … Continue reading

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Something fishy…

So today I am experimenting. I am curing fish. I have never done this before, so we’ll see how it goes! I have taken a lot of salt and some sugar… bog standard, nothing special… I had some fish on … Continue reading

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Masquerade – A Harry Potter Fanfic

Dated October 2001 this fanfic was my first and only attempt at a fanfic. I submitted it to the Sugar Quill and there is an element of Mary Sue about it, however what stopped me continuing it was that the beta replied … Continue reading

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Turn of the Year

God Jul! It is the turning of the year, and like Janus I am looking both backwards and forwards. Beware – today is a day of multiple posts. As is traditional at this time of year my online friends have … Continue reading

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We had a ha-ha

Although according toTerry Pratchett it was more of a ho-ho… A ha-ha is a one sided ditch that prevents cattle wandering across your lawn, whilst still allowing you to enjoy the view  unenumbered by fences, inbetween the odd game of … Continue reading

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