Cheap grade A meat, get it here!

Every visit to Tesco’s is the same. You shop. You obtain your vittles for the next week. You finally reach the reduced section, and like hundreds of students before you, you hopefully scan the shelves for the required 50% discount that makes it worthwhile. Some pork pies, reduced by 3p. Bah. Then, once in a blue moon, following a month of Sundays and after a piggy flypast, it happens. There is 50% off EVERYTHING on the shelves. You snatch 4 fillets of salmon, 2 fresh and 2 in a herby sauce, wondering vaguely why you need so much of it. The 4 rainbow trouts in rosemary dressing also make their way into your basket, even though you’ve never had trout and are not entirely sure you like it. You think it can’t get any better, but the large lump of honey roasted ham proves you wrong. The icing on the meaty cake though, is a duck crown, with salt and pepper dressing, 50% off…only £2.50…

The Tesco gods smile on kindly as you stagger from their temple with your treasure…

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