She should know better…

…than to send me a text when she’s drunk – I will share them with the world.

And so, from my dear AnM not 30 seconds ago:

“Am bait too drunk now. Hae like .0 different drinks so defl harry. But spent all my one and now am pomp.”

I think she’s definately happy after 10 drinks, and she’s spent all her money and is now poor, but I could be wrong…

And the next one (in respose to “I’m sorry to hear that – have you tried stealing drinks?”)

“Trifleds tellin me off. I have o switch care thing so I will use that. Had a baby guinness. This is i nice BBC -some couchs and putte”

I think she’s moved on to her switch card, but that’s all I got from that…

I reply with “Have you seen the melon sellers yet?” – just seeing what that will get… Ah – it works:

“Yeah. Fucking barstare’s tried to charge me 5sounds for one melon. What about i sip off. I thing that cabbar is yuk.”

Wash that mouth out with soap!

Me: “I did warn you about that. Where the hell are you anyway?”

AnM: “Fluid apparently. That is the moan.”

Drunk people are fun :p

And on it goes! I didn’t text her back this time…

“I just got bought champagne by a home looking lawyer friend of a guy in my year. Things are looking good.”

Eeeeevil Kai mwahahaha!

Her spelling improves, she must be sobering up and someone bought her champagne? Oh dear…