*cue Homer Simpson style drooling*

I’ve spent the last few hours looking at prawn. I’m not ashamed to admit it – its perfectly normal! Even if it is more common in men.

I know, it’s shallow, but for me size does matter. I find it really hard to resist the big ones. In the end I’ve focused on large but not oversized, on the basis the giant ones will probably have to be replaced before they’ve reached their full potential. And to some extent I’ve got for brains over beauty – a good memory is essential.

At the last bit though I couldn’t resist the pointless and truly hedonistic spinning tassel display, though I did go for something for every day purposes as well.

So I put in a order for a 500GB 7200rpm Western Digital hard drive, Vista Home Premium, 4GB of RAM and two case fans – one silent and functional, one with rainbow coloured LEDs.

*argle*