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Calling occupants of interplanetary craft….

People keep asking me how my “time off” is going. Apparently running a large soon-to-be-php-driven club and trying to set up php-driven projects for various other demanding areas of my life is considered “fun” and “voluntary” and thus a valid … Continue reading

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And then there were three…

Found George dead yesterday evening. I was working at the vets last week so I took Eddie and Bonnie in for post mortems and I took George in for a checkup – nothing found on any of them. I didn’t … Continue reading

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A brutal reminder of life's priorities

Before leaving this morning Mum told me Eddie was looking rough. I was kinda asleep at the time and didn’t really register. So although I did do some piggy shopping today in order to clean them tomorrow I didn’t check … Continue reading

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Cat weight loss plan

We have the cats on a diet. Or rather, 3 diets. The Dense One is on an obesity diet to help her lose weight, the Tense One is on a selected diet as she’s allergic to everything, and the Immense … Continue reading

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The infernal pedantics of PHP

There exists File A. File A contains some code. The code is copied into File B. The code refuses to work. The Kai gets bloody irritated, laments her lack of tea and goes to bed.

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Old, alone, done for*

It’s bloody infuriating when you meet again a bloke you had a crush on as a kid and discover that yes, you still have a crush on him, yes, he’s still unavailable, and yes, he’s still a complete and utter … Continue reading

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She's an 8 ball…

It’s been snowing for 3 days with all the fields and forest looking pretty, and I left my camera in another county. Now I’m back with my camera and it’s snow-less. Typical. Also my car broke (leaking radiator – grrr) … Continue reading

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If you go down to the woods today…

…you’d better watch your step – the dogs have been squiting. And I’m buggered if I’m gonna pick up tiny pieces of sloppy poo off a railway embankment. The blinking heaps of hypodermics are a slightly bigger risk to children … Continue reading

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Running around robbing banks all whacked off of Scooby Snacks

So as bribery for being allowed to be boring at stay at home Friday evening I volunteered to pick the girls up from a nearby station at any time before 3am. At 3.53 I thought I’d text them and find … Continue reading

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Butterfly thoughts

Day off tomorrow – only found out this morning 🙂 Lucky surprise, as I’d decluttered and cleaned my room yesterday, leaving tomorrow completely free! Had I known it was coming I wouldn’t have worked yesterday 😉 We’re doing rabbits at … Continue reading

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