Author Archives: Kai

When I was little, I had a book. In fact, I still have this book – I can reach out now and pluck it from my bookcase. It’s lost its dust cover but is otherwise serviceable, despite my younger self … Continue reading →

Plum jam syrup! (it didn’t set…) Plums bought from a honest box – £1 a kilo. Bargainicous. May have to re-boil it today to try and set it again  :/ Hedgerow jelly! The only purchased items were two gala apples … Continue reading →

Oh… ok I am. I’m number 724,605. That was about 5 minutes ago – now it’s 800 people higher. http://www.fishfight.net/ Around half of all fish caught are through back dead. As I can’t even apparently cope with the idea of … Continue reading →

If you are going to be a dark lord, be a reliable one. None of this unreliable split your soul up into sections rubbish.

1138 + 894 + 746 + 536 + 593 (the three smallest together) = 3907g of courgette. That’s 8.6lbs in old money – weight of larger than average baby, and grown from too-small-to-eat to marrow in a week. And that’s … Continue reading →

It’s how does he get in the box. Only one front leg and he does this regularly. Alfie, the anti-escapologist.

Loving Penn & Teller on ITV at the moment. We don’t really get to see them a great deal in the UK so having one trick a week is a teaser! Great fun. There should be more magic in the … Continue reading →

“To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life’s but a … Continue reading →

You want me to do what? Download Firefox 5? Firstly, what happened to Firefox 4? I’m  not a technophobe, yet I’m apparently on FF 3. Secondly – Download?!?! I want a button that says “Upgrade” and I want to click … Continue reading →

Ding – Sep 21 2009 9.41 – “Happy birthday to u, has ur cat one leg or two? Surely it could not have all 4, that’s unusual for u! Xx Ding – Sep 21 2010 10:37 – “Happy birthday to … Continue reading →