The chances of elephants driving in cars*

Do you know what a Chav is? I didn’t, until today, when my dear AnM educated moi.
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/ <- rather amusing - especially the photos of Chavs in the wild :hehe: Apparently I live near the epicenter of Chav activity... * Or rather “The chances of anything coming from Mars” – War of the Worlds. There is something delightfully lethargic and almost bluesy about “Horsell Common And The Heat Ray” (you’d know it if you heard it) but the award for most emotive song goes to “Thunderchild” and “Forever Autumn”. I adore Thunderchild – it tugs at my heart strings whenever I hear it. “Come on, Thunderchild!”, the battleship lying between the steamer carrying refugees to the New World and the mighty warlords… cannon’s blazing on the deck. “The Martians released their black smoke, but the ship sped on, cutting down one of the tripod figures. Instantly, the others raised their heat rays, and melted the Thunderchild’s valiant heart.”