I’ll work on the comments problem soon.
I spent the evening trying to do bills whilst likewise trying to help non-musical tone-and-rhythm deaf housemate to write a parody song. Not easy. Impossible in fact.
A conversation being had over postit notes on my Dad’s desk at home. To set the scene – he has a watch he needs to sell:
Mum-postit – “Sell watch – give money to wife”
Sister-postit – “Sell wife – give money to daughter”
Mum-postit – “No good – wife past sell-by-date”
Sister-postit – “No problem – sell wife in reduced section”