He's back, and he's got a new trick

Magical Marco is ten times as slick as the last time,
The last time you saw him.
Now you can see why we really adore him.
You might think his new show is sick,
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick (knife).
Look at the pigeon, now it’s in two.
Oh my, it’s rear end is having a poo.
Look at the mess in aisle two,
Aisle two, that’s the place where we saw the Ragu.
There’s so much Rag…….

Starts off making sense, then degenerates. As expected perhaps. I could have altered the lyrics to something regarding stew instead of poo, but thought line 8 (linked to the original) is just inspired. Loving the new MPW show of course – Marco killing and eating more little animals. I now want to eat cockles and venison tartar. Not to mention the rabbit hotpot from last week.

Remember – free the chickens. It’s possible to be both an advocate of humane animal husbandry and of the consumption of meat. Eat wild animals – you can’t get much more free range than that.

From Saturday’s do (friends of parental units came round for a BBQ):

PC – “Kai, I thought you were a vegetarian!”
Kai – “God no. I eat bunnies. And horses. In fact, the whole idea of vegetables worries me.”