And Eldamri ruins it all…

Kai: I’m having an odd moment. HP is sitting next to me and I’m not feeling an all compelling urge to read it.
Kai: which is bizarre
Eldamri: uh oh.
Eldamri: read it..
Eldamri: exciting stuff happens.
Eldamri: voldemort declares his undying love for dumbledore.. and snape and harry actually get on.. oh yes.. madame rosmerta and hagrid elope to gretna green and sirius comes back to tell harry that he is his father

Dammit. Now I know what happens! *slaps forehead melodramatically*