All play and no work made Kai very interesting but somewhat unemployed…

A quick update on the life of Kai:

Kai <-- stressed, procrastinating, disappointed in self, failing to revise successfully, very sleepy, sleeping too much. Bad friend who keeps missing people's birthdays though is trying to sort it out. Keeps placing Sharpe's Escape, internet, TV, sleeping, daydreaming, Neopet's Stockmarket, staring at walls and filthy fanfics above revision - success does not lie at the end of such a path. Froggy <-- missing, been unobserved for some weeks now. Suspect (and hope) that this is more because Kai not on chat to witness Froggy... Ethernet cable <-- broke with fatigue (8 months of being plugged and unplugged took its toll) - still works but falls out randomly. Not important news but something in the forefront of my mind. David Walliams <-- yum. Dunno why - possible because he likes cross-dressing... He's lovely in interviews - v. demure. He's on Richard and Judy tomorrow. *sets Reminder in phone* NTL <-- pants shite company. Charged me £19 for pro rata services and claimed they'd told me they charged pro rata for part months. They hadn't - I'd phoned twice to check amount. Apparently month starts on the 3rd. And they set the install date as the 27th. So who's fault is it I had a part month...? *ponders*. 30 mins of abusing customer support got me a £10 rebate. Gits. Christmas <-- tree is up in both homes - rather better in real home due to being 6 foot with fantastic decs, as opposed to 4 foot with 20 year old tinsel and no star. Present buying thus far fairly unsuccessful - my personal shopper (aka sister) is doing well with the presents we get between us. Looking forward to massive shopping spree on the 15th...

Rabbit <-- has taken to playing Brighton beach with her litter and eating the carpet and furniture. Kai is not amused. Suspect evil beast is bored. Arg. Argle argle argle. Nftipimplepooparg.